Caitlin's Meme Thingy

I'm doing Caitlin's Meme, and here's what google gave me:

Sarah needs a cold shower, self esteem. (Actually, I think I'm fine on both counts, thanks.)
Sarah looks like fuckin Nicole Richie in this picture. (I would consider that an insult).
Sarah says just so you know I didn't die on my walk. (?)
Sarah wants to create a life plan (Meh, I'm good with my yearly goals.)
Sarah does not eat humans. (Again, my comment is a hearty whah?)
Sarah hates you with pictures (Wow, that's creative, to hate someone through a photographic medium...)
Sarah asks about age and productivity.
Sarah likes to smell Colleen's armpits. (I don't think I even know anyone named Colleen anymore).
Sarah eats cake. (Mmmm, yes I do.)
Sarah wears Obama. (I'm not sure what that means.)
Sarah was arrested for cutting buckets of water that would put out the fire. (The website for that one is Atheistparents.org. Random, right?)
Sarah loves Josh, celebrate their love. (Must be a wedding webpage or something).